I Wanna Fight

This is a letter to you:

"Hey friend, you don't know me,

but you think you do,

and I want you too.

I'm everybody's friend,

and I'm personally connected with you.

This song's on the house,

and this one's for you.

I don't like the way you're treating me.

I wanna fight. Settle it right.

I forgot your name, but I'd be happy to

beat you to death with a pool cue."